Don’t you wish your guardian was hot like mine!? Don’t Cha!? Don’t Cha!? Don’t you wish your guardian was a freak like mine!? Don’t Cha!? 

Don’t you wish your guardian was hot like mine!? Don’t Cha!? Don’t Cha!? Don’t you wish your guardian was a freak like mine!? Don’t Cha!? 

You keep pushing me away, expecting me not to get away. That’s just not okay. 

Dat ass tho!! Hahaha 😂
#spiderman #videogames #booty #menintights #squats

Dat ass tho!! Hahaha 😂
#spiderman #videogames #booty #menintights #squats

Dear, Fifa World Cup

Well it’s been real, we’ve had our moments but overall you gave me happiness, excitement, and yes I’m still bitter over a certain penalty that never should have been, and the fact you can’t use replay, but I still love you. I won’t get to see you again until another 4 years!… I’ll be 25, crazy! but I’ll wait, because you’re worth it! Nothing makes me go through so many emotions in 4 weeks like you do. I’ll miss you. Till next time! #futbol #WorldCup2014 #messi

Ultraviolence.

Ultraviolence.

Everyone’s reaction after the 5th goal.

Everyone’s reaction after the 5th goal.

Food, Fireworks, Freedom

Food, Fireworks, Freedom

The runaway

The runaway

little brother: “It doesn’t matter if a guy is ugly or attractive, into sports or art, romantic or an asshole. They all have the same perverted thoughts as me, are constantly looking at girls, and talking to any girl more than necessary is basically spitting game. Guys like the ones in those indie films you watch don’t exist!” #well shieet